anthony29011995
Elite
Parole de Link :
Yeah My name is link man
I'm more well know than Lil Waygne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda ?
That's a fucking girl's name
I've saved the world like fifteen times
and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
with no help ans no advice
hey, look , listen
you fucking annoying fairy!
I'd rather be forced to listen
to constant katy perry
I think it's time I got some recognition
don't you think ?
I'II break all your pots
And I best not hear your bitchin
I've got the triforce of courage
Bitch
So you better listen
That's right!
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees
and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down
Can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm Forced to pay out the ass
for these bombs in Castle Town
just give me some heart containers
and let me spit on my Ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon
all the way to argentina
Ganondorf :
Yo you low life elf
need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves :
gettin' his marriage annulled
you really think saved the princess
will convince me you're straight ?
the uggs and skirt fad
is so 2008
Link :
Oh snap
It's Ganondorf trying to jock on my style
Batman's cape ? Lincoln's beard ?
Were you dressed by a child
You're a ginger with no soul
and you look like a fucking troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
getting a little bit old ?
Ganondorf ;
You think Zelda's stupid enough
to get kidnapping so often ?
She runs off to my castle into my room
and begs to get locked in
Yeah , she's sick off your little Deku nuts
and your girly fairy face
link more link gay
Link :
Man you should've been aborted
just like the jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda
'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day know ass
the day you got schooled
