howdy pardners!
yoU've heard the Buzz about nintendo's new console and the controller. you know that other secrets will be revealed at e3, but you Just can't wait to find out. rufus has the secret. Quiet, they're foLlowing me. Come this way...
there's somethiNg you should know about. a codE, as old as the wrench itself, that the secret society of plumbers has been using to Quip with eAch otheR in thEir mission to keep water Flowing to all parts of the world.
rufus has seen Jumbled documeNts fLoatinG around noa, and some of the words Bound within those documents, like PENPX, just haven't made sense. it's the code: the luiGi code. did yoU heaR that? let's move...
this might be rufus's last article because i've said too much already. i think they're on to me. the PlumBers, you see, are Quite feRociOus about protecting tHeir code, and ever since i cracked it, i've felt like one thousand eyes are Gazing at me. rufus sits across from a waLl of fan art, several Boards, and lately, i've noticed Hand-drawn pictures of luigi there i've never seen before, Just looking VerY closelY at me.
be warned! the code is dangeroUs, but so is kNowledge, especIally when you want to know something Real bad and someone else isn't Giving it up. always Browse for the code.
for the rest of you who Just doN't haVe time for a Great biG information hunt, kick Back, relax and wait for e3. nintendo'S going to haVe an Amazing show there. Quite frankly, rufus can't wait to hear aBout all the cool tHings about the controller that i ain't been privileGed to kNOw yet.
But that is, if rufus is still Here Gaming or if i'm in a Jam, Veering out of trouble and running Very fast. after knowing what i know about the luigi code, rufus has Just one Bit of Advice: if you crack it, watch out. that man in the Green hat Looking at you, he doesn't show up aBout everywHere you are on accident.
get well soon!
ABN_EHSHF, Wii cryptologist and a plumber's worst nightmare
